i have a problem
Thought of a certain prankster when I saw this GIF:
Never test a Strider’s ‘fight or flight’ reaction I guess is the moral here
a LOOONNNGG TIME AGOOOO someone wanted swing dancing brojohn but they arent really dancing bro is just strutting around like the slut he is
” im the prettiest girl here what are you gonna do about it “
I haven’t gotten to color in a while. Lines are Sofie’s. UvU
the magic word was bees in the trap but close enough guys
living 2000 miles away from the nearest human being does not fare well with dirk’s smooth wooing techniques
can you imagine though? the two groups of kids meet, jake and dirk are broken up, and suddenly dirk sees john: this perfect jake look-alike that hangs out with his super-cool bro, with actual powers and a degree of experienced maturity and at least some semblance of a clue.
and here’s dirk, caught totally off guard and young and inexperienced and tongue tied, and it took him three years to work up the nerve and a sufficiently cunning plan to make a move on jake, and now he has one chance to make a good impression and so he says literally the first thing that pops into his head.
and then immediately realizes exactly what a fucking tool he sounds like.
but john is just sort of all “yeah they are cool, you must be dave’s bro, haha do you rap too” yada yada yada being really cheerful and friendly, and dirk just sort of goes weak with relief but let’s his shades hide it and plays it cool and falls in love all over again.
damn now i made myself ship it.
excuse me but this is glorious
what if payback time?
cont of this
part of this thing